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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 05/04/2018 at 10:26 • Filed to: None

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No May the Fourth shitposts!

and hey! It’s Will Arnett’s birthday!

Alfalfa > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:29

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The day is still young.

Also, fuck you.

Spanfeller is a twat > Alfalfa 05/04/2018 at 10:29

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What,why?

facw > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:31

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Yet...

jimz > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:31

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Streisand effect.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:31

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:32

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Now you did it

Spanfeller is a twat > jimz 05/04/2018 at 10:32

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Shit, I should’ve waited until later on

random001 > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:32

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This can be construed as being derogatory of a religious holiday, you know. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Spanfeller is a twat > facw 05/04/2018 at 10:32

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Last year there were no may 4 posts, I checked!

Spanfeller is a twat > random001 05/04/2018 at 10:34

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You guys destroyed Cinco de Mayo turning it into a drinking fest about “idk, Mexico!” and you don’t seem weary at all about it.

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:34

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May the Fourth is offensive to people with lisps and might even be considered homophobic.

(A few years ago this would have been a joke. Now it feels like reality.)

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:36

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Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo.

We’re going out to eat at Chuy’s and will say “May the Fifth be with you” to everyone there.

/not really

//real mex >>> tex mex

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:38

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:39

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I die a little on the inside when gringos say it’s “Mexican independence day”. I cook mexican food all day long and drink American beer out of spite. I don’t normally wave the flag too much when it comes to the Mexican side of the family but damn.....cinco de mayo just gets under my skin.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:39

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Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 05/04/2018 at 10:39

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Franco Mexican war

*Mexico looses all the battles*
“oh shit!”
*We win one battle in Puebla*
“We won, you hon hon basterds!”

I do believe the US had the same attitude in the Space Race.

Spanfeller is a twat > Svend 05/04/2018 at 10:40

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I’m flagging this.

CalzoneGolem > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:42

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I find this hard to believe.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 05/04/2018 at 10:43

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Why would it be homophobic, everyone is shipping Finn and Poe

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:43

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“You say, so shall it be”.

Spanfeller is a twat > CalzoneGolem 05/04/2018 at 10:44

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I checked, nothing except for 2016 I think.

but the Kinja search bar isn’t the most sophisticated.

Tareim - V8 powered > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:44

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isn’t this now technically one of them shitposts?

Spanfeller is a twat > Tareim - V8 powered 05/04/2018 at 10:45

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I created a monster, I’m sorry....

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Ash78, voting early and often 05/04/2018 at 10:47

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It’s offensive to people who identify as wookies

Alfalfa > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:49

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May the Fourth is a special day

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:51

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I will always think of Will Arnett as Gob.

Party-vi > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:52

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NO STOP IT JUST BECAUSE POE ADMIRED HIS JACKET ON FINN DOES NOT MEAN HE WANTS TO RAIL HIM I SWEAR MY WIFE IS GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY WITH THIS THEORY

random001 > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:52

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Is that really the same thing, though?

“Cinco de Mayo is an annual celebration held on May 5. The date is observed to commemorate the Mexican Army’s difficult victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza.”

Military victory, made into something that is celebrated, usually with tequila, benefiting the Mexican economy, vs. disparaging a fictional holiday about a fictional universe, not tied to any culture or country specifically, celebrated by all equally?

Oh, I see, you are making a May the 4th Shitpost....

And what do you mean “You guys?”

facw > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:52

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Now I want to make one and schedule it in the past...

random001 > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:54

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That’s..... That’s nowhere near correct.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Ash78, voting early and often 05/04/2018 at 10:54

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Meanwhile in Kansas, cinco apparently equals 4 now...

WilliamsSW > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:54

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Gee thanks for opening up the floodgates

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:55

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Huck Finn and Edgar Allan Poe?

/only saw Episodes I-VI

interstate366, now In The Industry > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 10:56

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Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 11:00

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People love underdog stories.

Well, except when the underdogs were trying to maintain slavery as part of their platform.

But otherwise, yes.

Spanfeller is a twat > random001 05/04/2018 at 11:09

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What about you check the 6th of may?

Future next gen S2000 owner > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 11:18

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Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 05/04/2018 at 11:20

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Isn’t Cinco de Mayo the celebration of the 5 essential mayonnaises used in Mexican cuisine? Don’t you celebrate it by eating elotes and tortas?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 11:23

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Ask a random second-generation person of Mexican descent on the street why we celebrate Cinco de Mayo and they’ll have no clue, either. Cheech made light of this in the movie Made in East LA .

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/04/2018 at 11:34

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I’m a gabacho, yet my father and I usually exchange texts on Sept 16th of “¡Viva Mexico!” and “¡Viva la independencia!”. I used to get funny/shocked/confused looks from chicanos when I’d mention it, because none knew WTF I was talking about.

Then again, these same people claim I’m more Mexican than they are, in spite of all my ancestors being Northern Europeans.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Spanfeller is a twat 05/04/2018 at 11:37

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Ask and ye shall recieve.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > WilliamsSW 05/04/2018 at 11:51

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In fairness to him, I was actually searching prequel memes for shitposting purposes before he made his post.

WilliamsSW > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/04/2018 at 12:09

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Oh, it was unavoidable, to be sure.

And yet, there were no shitposts prior to AspiringEngineer’s thank you, either...